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CRAZY OUTLAW KILLERS

CRAZY OUTLAW KILLERS

What’s worse than a cray killer? How about one on the run? You better lock your doors because we’re counting down the top 10 cray outlaws of our time.

 

10. THELMA & LOUISE

Some say friendship is thicker than blood. Well these two chicks sure prove that they were “besties” the moment they when cray for one another. 

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0103074/

 

9. BONNIE & CLYDE

Nothing says love story like a couple fleeing across the United States in 1931, robbing people, shooting police officers, and killing civilians. Not what we had in mind for “date night” there guys.

https://www.biography.com/people/groups/bonnie-and-clyde

 

8. BILLY THE KID

He ain’t playing with toys. This old west gunslinger enjoyed fighting dudes and killing whoever stood in his way. Kill count hit 8 people on his wrath path.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.biography.com/.amp/people/billy-the-kid-278971

 

7. BUTCH CASSIDY

Butch boy here was a notorious bank and train robber while also the leader of the “Wild Bunch” gang until he died in 1908. Started from the bottom now he’s here. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butch_Cassidy

 

6.HENRY LONGABAUGH (AKA THE SUNDANCE KID)

Butch’s right hand man, Sundance here has quite the resume: thief, bank robber, train robber, criminal gang leader. Such potential cut short by a bullet to the dome.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundance_Kid

 

5. DOC HOLLIDAY

His mustache says it all- this dude is cray. This Wild West dentist (fact) turned murderer became infamous on the shootout at the OK Corral. We knew we avoided dentists for a reason.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doc_Holliday

 

4. WYATT EARP

Yup he was a revengous outlaw-not just a sheriff. He got ticked off after the OK Corral and had a bunch of dudes murdered. Ride or die together.

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.history.com/news/history-lists/6-things-you-should-know-about-wyatt-earp

 

3. JAMES “THE KILLER” MILLER

His other nickname was “Deacon” for being a regular church goer.  So this Miller fella here was known as one of the worst killers in the West and clearly had quite the confessional.

https://www.legendsofamerica.com/we-jamesmiller/

 

2. THOMAS JAMES HOLDEN

He was the first outlaw to be placed on the FBI Top Wanted list in 1950. You don’t get on that list by collecting points or making a reservation.

https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/topten-history/hires_images/FBI-001-ThomasJamesHolden.jpg/view

 

1. EL CHAPO

Name meaning “shorty” this dude straight up is scary as S@&!. You don’t become a major drug lord and tally 2000+ lives by being someone’s bugaboo. Ya feel?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/01/18/world/joaqun-el-chapo-guzmn-fast-facts/index.html

 

HONORABLE MENTION: BUTCH COOLIDGE PULP FICTION

Bruce Willis “kills it” in the role where this crazy boxer turns outlaw after killing a dude on the shitter while trying to retrieve his watch. That is some cray-cray stuff right there.

http://pulpfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Butch_Coolidge

 

That concludes our cray outlaws list and we hope you find some solace knowing your safe from these folks. At least we think you are. 



by Steve Mann May 25, 2018


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