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COOL WEAPONS TO BLOW AWAY AN INTRUDER
It’s the dead of night. You hear a noise downstairs; the sound of your door being jostled open by someone who shouldn’t be there. Your dog starts growling, the kind of growl that doesn’t mean there’s a squirrel outside but instead some douche bag that’s trying to steal your new 4k TV you just got from Best Buy. You’re not scared though. Because you’ve got ten weapons that will knock this intruder on their ass.
One look at this and your intruder will probably defecate themselves before running out the door. You won’t even need to cock this tactical shotgun to make whoever broke in your house wished they were never born.
https://www.pewpewtactical.com/best-mossberg-500-590-upgrades/
Imagine getting beaten with a baseball bat but that baseball bat was wrapped in electric wire and you’ve got this baton. No this isn’t a weapon from Star Wars, you can actually get this on the internet, like right now. Put one of these by your front door and you’ll be better protected than with a house alarm.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1chy33
Have you ever wanted a shotgun with the portability of a pistol? Pick up one of these then. While there are disadvantages (long reload times, difficult precision aiming), this has enough firepower to blow a hole through eight layers of dry wall. Or that guy who just took off with your 4K TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvV25kqHzkk
Sometimes you don’t want to ruin your new white carpet which is why this bean bag gun can come to the rescue. If you’ve ever seen an episode of Jackass, you know these are not something to mess with. When operated properly, they’re not lethal. When not, that’s a different story.
http://www.armausa.com/purchase/arma-100-kit/
Remember when we were talking about a shotgun pistol? Well here’s a real one. This is the epitome of that bit from Men in Black; tiny gun with way too much power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1kLqoiDuA
Not what you were expecting, I know, but this is infinitely better than any other options. Not only do you get a surefire anti-intruder weapon, but you also get a best friend. There’s a reason why police dogs have been around as long as police.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog
If both the police and the military use it, then it’s high enough quality for you. Its got a double stack capacity which means you won’t run out of ammo any time soon, and has a decocking ability so it’s safer to use in your house than say, a shotgun-pistol.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/sig-sauer-p226-navy-apos-132200179.html
Yeah, an intruder will get nervous if he sees a gun, but if you roll out of bed and pick up a bow and arrow they will think they just time traveled. You’ll not only have power but the surprise should buy you some time to knock out a couple of arrows before they even know what happened.
https://www.instagram.com/bowhunting1/?hl=en
When I was researching this list, I thought no way does an actual mini gun exist. Those are only from video games, right? Wrong. Time to get yourself a mini gun now.
http://www.military.com/video/guns/machine-guns/woman-shoots-minigun-from-hip/3763568136001
Why mess with the classics? Sure this thing has been featured in every movie where some dude in overalls comes out of his farm, firing this into the air, but that’s for good reason. If you’re yolked enough too, you can one hand pump it like Arnold did in the Terminator. Who hasn’t wanted to do that?
https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/12gauge/
PRO TIP:
This should go without saying, but whenever operating a firearm take all of the safety precautions necessary. Get proper training and make sure you always feel in control of your weapon. Smoking intruders is fun, but not as fun when you accidentally misfire a weapon.