Bars are meant for fun times. Not for getting your face smashed in. That is why we compiled the top 10 “Toughest Hombres” we think everyone should avoid on all-you-can-drink night at the bar. Let’s see who made the cut.
10. JACK BAUER, 24
Have you seen a human head in a bowling ball bag? Well, Jack has made dudes pay in worse ways all while carrying around his man bag. Go ahead and try to give us another cold killer with a satchel.
9. LIAM NEESON, IN EVERYTHING
Take his daughter-your dead. Take his daughter’s best friend-your still dead. Take anything from Liam, put him in any situation with a weapon, and everyone is dead. Just straight up dead.
8. MIKE TYSON
Hey, Evander! Watch out for the right hook-or the right bite. He doesn’t follow rules in the ring so you could only imagine what he’d do in a bar.
Yo Tony! It’s not so much that we fear Tony, it’s that we fear who he’d have coming after him. He orders hit, has hits ordered on him, and that is one order you don’t want to make at a bar.
6. CLINT EASTWOOD
Sure his pants now may be hiked up to his nipples, but don’t let that fool you. He was a Bad A$$ as a cowboy and he will mess up your face if you don’t get of his damn lawn.
5. MIKE EHRMANTRAUT, BREAKING BAD
For an old dude he scares us. The guy doesn’t mess around. He’d be the guy who buys you a drink right before he punches your face in. Then has YOU pay the tab.
4. TYLER DURDEN, FIGHT CLUB
When you mess with Brad Pitt, you really are messin’ with 2 peeps. And really two is one dude who is flat out nuts. First rule of fight club should be to avoid fight club.
3. CLYDE SHELTON, LAW ABIDING CITIZEN
We will never look at a T-Bone steak bone again. What he did to revenge those who messed with his family is straight up ruthless.
2. ANOTON CHIGURH, NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
This dude is straight up bat sh&! crazy. The lack of words, the sound of his homemade kill-gun. We peed our pants just thinking about him knocking on the door.
First if he’s at a bar your at, you should question your entire life choices. Second BOLO for crazy chicks. Last-don’t drink the kool-aid.
HONORABLE MENTION: DENZEL WASHINGTON, IN EVERYTHING
Alright alright, okay okay. Look Denzel is the man and he will mess your face up. Okay? Okay, okay.
There you have it! The top 10 dudes it would be best to avoid fighting at a bar. Be safe out there.