March 21, 2019
Dating is hard. And getting a date is even harder. What do you do to score a date? You rock their socks with a bad-ass pick up line. Better grab your cleanest undies because we’re counting down the top 10 best pick up lines guaranteed to land you a friend, or not.
Oh Shirt. Double points for not only getting eye contact but for also getting body contact. We call this one a two-fer folks. And don’t worry- the material is gluten free, vegan, and was not harmed in any way.
Me-ow. This one hits on all cylinders. Bring up a cat? Check. Drop the line about spending the rest of your life(s) together? Double check. If you drop this on a cat lady, consider yourself newly domesticated AF.
Wait- a pick up line inside a pick up line!? Can it be true? Did this just crack the code. Look- permission these days is everything, so this folks is how you get proper consent.
Someone call the fire department. Pick up lines should nail the obvious. Standing in the club, nobody wants to be told they have great political views and they agree with their perspectives on greenhouse emissions. Drop a hottie alert and see what happens next.
Seriously- you HAVE TO diversify your portfolio these days to maximize on your tax breaks and profit growth. Everyone knows that. Now she knows you are fiscally aware and nothing is sexier than a man who knows what to put inside a 401k….or when to pull out.
Freaking wiiiiidddeee open! Come on this is gold. It’s like a softball lobbed up for the taking. Even if you’ve never met just agree you saw them wherever they say. WHEREVER THEY SAY.
So look- we’re not saying this implies anything, and we’re also not saying it doesn’t. All were saying is that there is clearly something missing that you are offering to fill. Or to put inside. Or to stuff. Look, all we’re saying is….
You’re simply asking a nice question...while also CRUSHING the F-R-I-E-N-D-S knowledge. If she knows Joey, you’re on your way to a Ross and Rachel sort of vibe here. At the end of the series of course.
Who doesn’t like coffee? And who doesn’t work at Starbucks, drives by a Starbucks, or lives in a Starbucks? It makes you relatable and also reminds them of you when ordering their next “grande”, “hot”, ….coffee.
Shut. It. Down. This still works? Shocking we know, but a simple question in a non douche-like way seems to go pretty far if you know what we mean.
Want to grab an Uber?
This one accomplishes two things: either it opens the door to a night at their place, or it provides a discount for ride share. Either way you win, and hopefully you score. Twice.
That concludes our pick up lines list and we hope you find some helpful ideas to get your game on out there. Now put down that phone and mingle like a Motha F@$&)!
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